2. i fell down the stairs this morning. serious. like 4/5 steps. i was no longer tired after that. i also landed the way spiderman would land if he ever fell down stairs. yes, i seriously contemplated this for more than 5 minutes.
3. i was called by a person i was told would only email be back in a week if i was lucky to hear back within 30 minutes. then i also found out he knew some people in my extended family.
4. my obese doggy lost 10 lbs and is finally below the 100lb line. i honestly thought it was an april fools joke in october.
5. i keep eating british things i haven't had in over 3 months.
6. thank oprah i'm still alive.
reality is always more strange than fiction. i feel bad for whomever is the exception for that rule.
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