Wednesday, 6 April 2011

what would have happened to the white swan if she didn't commit after that bitch, black swan, corrupted her man friends

dr. dre beats got nothing on me

"It's been rather sleepy around here," said the coma ward nurse.

Just passing time using EEBO.
aka, the most annoying search engine ever/funniest.
EEBO stands for Early English Books Online and features articles about teaching men how to train wifes like a falcon and what do to about female testicles.

In reality, this is almost the only thing my english class does.

... That and "vagina dentata," a "disease" when you have "teeth down there."  *RAWR clamping hands together like grandpa shark*

It truly is a valuable experience and I recommend hanging with the crazies.  I do all day and then learn about the history of the crazies and then predict the future behaviour of the crazies.  And yes, british spelling makes it more important.

Anyone else tired?

V8 Splash

I AM MORE STRANGE THAN FICTION.